lørdag den 4. januar 2014

The happy hooker?

So I wrote this as a response to a Facebook post.
It is my first imprisons of a blog post from another blogger. I'll try to find her blog.
I remember reading a bit more of her writing, and finding her work interesting, but this one post on Facebook got on my nerve.
I think it was presented like a kind of evidence for outlawing  prostitution.
And I didn't really find it qualified.
The story is worth a read though.

Den lykkelige luder
Jeg ved egentligt ikke hvad jeg har af input til debatten
Jeg ved ikke om du kan være lykkelig som prostitueret
Det går jeg ud fra
Men vi er enige om at det skal være et valg
Ikke tvang
Til gengæld vil jeg også sige
Hvis du vælger ja
Fordi det er et godt betalt arbejde
Eller fordi du føler at du er god til det
Eller hvad din grund end er
til at vælge ja
Så må du også leve med det valg
Og så kan du altså ikke komme og klandre
Alle andre for ikke at sige Nej
Forkert
Forbudt
Eller dine kunder for ikke at sige Nej
Forkert
Forbudt
Hvis du sælger
Og det er dit valg
Så er det dit valg
Lev med det
Så må dine købere selv leve med deres valg
Og alle andre må leve med at det et dit valg
Og deres valg
Som du også siger politiet gør
Protect and Serve
Vi beskytter alle dit valg
Og vores
Og dine
Med vores skatter
Og hvis de ikke gør det allerede
Burde de tilbyde dig
Den hjælp du eventuelt må have brug for
Til at håndtere
Dine valg
Og det du ikke kunne kontrollere
Så du om ikke andet kan blive
Den lykkelige sexolog
Allerede der kan jeg se at vi allesammen gør noget
For at du kan blive mere
Jeg tror at mit problem er
Jeg føler at du lægger skyld på andre
For deres valg
I stedet for at tage ansvar
For dine valg
Jeg er ked af at du har oplevet ubehagelige ting
Og at dine valg ikke har fungeret for dig
Men det er ikke alle andres skyld

#14

torsdag den 2. januar 2014

Dagens plan

Kender i det, når man når til den første dag i det nye år, og alt pludselig handler om slankekure?
Jeg mener ikke at jeg har brug for en kur som sådan, men det ville nok være fornuftigt at få lettet sin fede røv, bare en gang i mellem.
Jeg tænker at det måske var fornuftigt bare (for første gang nogensinde) at sige YOLO! Og så bruge i dag på at cykle til toget... En rask lille tur på 20km hjemme fra de gamle.
Jeg ved ikke rigtigt hvordan det vil gå, men jeg kan næsten garanterer at jeg er døden nær inden jeg når frem...
Det ville bare næsten være for fjollet, at det første min nye cykel præsterer, er at ligge og fede den bag i bilen, hele vejen hjem...

Jeg har overvejet om årets nytårs fortsæt skulle være at finde på et seriøst emne at blogge om. Et emne der er aktuelt hver dag, og som ikke er afhængig af om jeg lige har noget jeg skal af med.
Jeg har overvejet at starte med at kommenterer på aktuelle nyheder, eventuelt med fokus på kildekritik.
Eller jeg kunne starte en fitness blog, gøre rede for alle mine dårlige undskyldninger, og så pille dem fra hinanden. Det kunne måske få min røv i gear.
Jeg kunne også begynde at skrive om hvordan jeg (prøver at) får mit mad budget til at hænge sammen. Det ville sikkert være fornuftigt at blive mere bevidst om hvad jeg bruger mine penge på, og så er jeg ikke  elendig i et køkken, det ville sandsynligvis kunne rede nogle enkelte fra pasta al ketchup om ikke andet.
Jeg har også et gartneri projekt der starter senere på året, der måske var værd at skrive om.
Og så er der edX som starter lige om lidt... Det bliver jeg nok nødt til at skrive om.

Måske planen er at jeg laver et status skema, der skal udfyldes hver dag...

Fredag 3. Jan

0820 - Godmorgen!

Dagens plan:

Morgenmad - Ristet brød m. Humus og tomat
Ristet rugbrød m. Grillede grøntsager og æg
OJ

Jeg tænker at jeg lige bliver nødt til at finde ud af hvor koldt der er udenfor, så jeg går mig en tur inden bad

Hvis vejret er tåleligt er planen at prøve en længere tur på cyklen, og forhåbentligt ende ude i nærheden af Boogie.

2030 - I toget

Jeg vil ikke påstå at planen blev overholdt, men noget skete der da..

Efter at planen var lagt, fik jeg lavet noget mad, som i kan se. Grøntsagerne er rester fra dagen før, så de røg en tur på panden, sammen med et æg, og blev varmet igennem. Jeg synes at tomaterne så lidt ensomme ud, så de fik selskab af en skefuld græskar kerner.

Tid ca 5 min.

Derefter kørte jeg en tur på cyklen. Som forventet var jeg klar til at sove resten af dagen bagefter, men i stedet gik jeg en tur med hunden. Hyggeligt nok egentligt.

Projektet med at cykle til toget blev opgivet på halvvejen, da jeg ikke kunne overskue at køre resten i modvind. Men jeg nåede da en tur på i hvert fald 5 km (which is nice).

Nu er jeg så på vej tilbage til den store by. Det har været super at være hos de gamle hen over jul og nytår, men helt ærligt så glæder jeg mig til at komme hjem. Et er at der ikke er så meget at tage stilling til, hele tiden, men det er altså bare mere overskueligt at lægge planer, når den offentlige transport ikke kun kører hver time, og kun til kl 20.

Jeg tænker at planen for i morgen må være at få styr på mit lager af basis ting til madlavning. Tænker at det er et okay emne at starte med, og hvis i dag er til at gå ud fra, så virker det som et emne jeg kan bruge som spark til at få skrevet alt muligt andet.

Planen for resten af dagen bliver at tage til øen efter inspiration, og så hjem til min PC, som jeg har savnet ret voldsomt de sidste par dage. Jeg burde nok få kigget på edX, om ikke andet, så finde ud af hvordan deres linux distro virker, så jeg kan få VB'et den...

Jeg er ret spændt på hvordan det skal lykkes med to uddannelser på samme tid... Det var måske en ide at glemme adressen til 9gag...

Aftensmaden indtil videre har været en omgang af de samme trillede grøntsager (de fungerer også fint kolde) og så et par skipper's pipes fra pakkelegen.




mandag den 30. december 2013

Welcome to Eden

"Welcome to Eden"
As the bright spots slowly cleared from my vision, I found myself in the centre of a huge dome. Behind me I could see an enormous gate, in a strange glowing material.
I looked around the room for the source of the voice, but everything seemed completely empty.
I went back to the gate, to check out the source of the glowing, but, to my surprise, my hands went straight through it, without leaving any trace I had ever touched it.
At least the floor seemed solid enough and, though the walls of the dome was only visible as a reflection of the glow from the gate, they raised no immediate cause for concern either.
"Hello?" I tried, noticing the absence of echo.
"Welcome to Eden." A light flickered for a moment. Suddenly an old man appeared before me, smiling from ear to ear.
"I am the caretaker."
"Eden?" I asked.
"Upon your arrival Eden was chosen as a temporary name, given it's estimated meaning, in your vocabulary."
"Meaning what?" Not believing in any religion made me a bit wary of this development.
"This is, to our best knowledge, the oldest matter dominated universe in existence, this is the first recorded multi verse bubble. And this is where the last inhabitants left, searching for a new home."
"And you are the caretaker?"
"Yes."
"Of what?"
"This bubble is shielded from the development of space around it. This entire universe has been void of biological life for a long time.
I monitor and relay information about the current development of this universe, and on occasion I help out stranded travelers. at the current rate the last star will ignite before I get another visit."
"Help? Can you get me home?" I felt the hope flare inside.
"That depends on your knowledge of your own universe, but I can promise you, that this is not the most exciting place to spend eternity."
"Okay. What do you need from me?"
"What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?"
For a moment I was completely stunned. "42?"
"Seems reasonable." The caretaker smiled as the gate came to life with a low hum.
"Is it that easy?" I asked perplexed.
"If your calculations are correct, this should get you home."
"And what if it was just a line from a fictional story? What if I don't know?"
"Then at least it is somewhere other than here, and no amount of eternity will get you closer to the answer, you will just have to hope or believe."

So this may be new to some of you
I have a story
I want to tell
And I am doing so
Little by little

This is meant to be the resolution
The last page before the end

Earlier this year I posted my point of no return on 'Fyldepennen'
I guess the reason I am still writing
Is to give you guys a little insight
And to ask for help
I pretty much got the story
In my head
And when I feel like it
I guess it comes out okay
On paper
The thing is
I am not sure I am satisfied with 'okay'
What I write
Is what I see
In my head
But I have a feeling there might be a lot more to tell about the places I visit
If anyone fell like writing a picture of a timeless gate
Frozen in space
I'll buy you a cookie

Soon™ to come:
Near future
(At)Lantis
Post apocalypse
Utopia
Giant ants
Space
A variety of poor excuses to rationalise travel between universes
And a number of wise helpers (all me of cause)

I don't really see this becoming a big hit in like ever, but I would really like to tell my vision for the future, before I get to old to remember :D

mandag den 23. december 2013

Homo Sapiens' Civilisation: Quarks to Quasars

So I had a thought
And when i got home, it seemed like, someone else got it as well
How can we optimize the earth?
How can we make the best of it?
For all of us?
It started out with me being curious about
what Denmark
should be producing
to make the best of it
I personally think the heads on the castle are right
in that we need to create
a steady supply
of smart people
but what should our land be used for?
What will give us the most profit for our hunk of land?
Then I got the idea of trying it out in settelers
make some advanced rules
like what Denmark actually gets
like
sunshine
and limestone in our underground
and waves
and whatever
but do it for the whole world :D
like in the desert they get a crap ton of sunshine hours
I think ^^
And up north I guess they at least got a steady supply of clean water

We should figure out where it makes sense to live :D
I primarily think of moving to the oceans
but why do we still drive on the ground?
It makes so much more sense
to move above it
or below it
above it you don't have to deal with mountains
and deer
and kids
and shit
and below ground
you don't have to deal with snow
and water
and kids
and shit
makes the road building much easier as well
just dig in straight lines
and then make roundabouts for every intersection
no need for you to pilot it then either ^^
I got the idea that maybe
if we plan on feeding 13 billion people pretty soon
turning the planet into a green house
might not be the worst idea ever ^^
then just deal with the rest :D
I mean if we could just pick the water from the sky
when its over the oceans
where it gets stormy
and scary
and put it back over the mountains
where it can rain down on the slopes
for us to pick up when we need
or just on the fields
and forests

So when I got home, I saw a post, from 'From Quarks to Quasars', about humanity's role in the destruction of the world - and the hubris of doomsday prophecies.
Fun stuff :D - ending with "So technically, it is nearly (if not entirely) impossibly for humans to destroy the Earth.

However, our inability to destroy the planet really isn't the ultimately point. It seems all too easy to assert that we cannot hope to really have a significant influence on life, the planet, the universe–anything–and through these statements justify our irresponsible actions. ...]

I think it's kind of poetic.
While I can see a potential problem between my liberation-of-humidity proposal, and wildlife groups. I completely agree, that we should try to be as nice about it as possible, to everyone else on the planet :D - and we can at least try, to make life, for the species that decide they like the way we run things, better for all of us.

I actually think the article is really good, as always ^^ - if you don't, you really should, follow 'From Quarks to Quasars' on Facebook, or Twitter... something :D

søndag den 10. november 2013

Mine ønsker

Ønsker

Smart glasses - eller mine andre briller :D Ville elske at de var smarte, men lige nu vil jeg bare gerne kunne se.
Hængekøje
Pelshue -  den fra Aldi var tilpas grim
Bærbar computer/mere funktionel tablet - Nexus er en fed tablet, men den er mere en notesbog end en computer
Bukser/skjorter eventuelt skal nok købe dem selv (som i; jeg vil helst selv :D)
Tænker at en hængekøje nok godt kunne hænge i ydermuren, og så eventuelt med en talje i væggen indenfor og gulvet, så ophæng ønsker jeg mig også.
Og så ønsker jeg mig vel teknisk set også en cykel der fungerer, selvom det med ikke at have en, er en lidt for god undskyldning til at tage metroen

Og bortset fra det ønsker jeg mig at alle får en god jul og et godt nytår

//KM

fredag den 8. november 2013

Christiania 0800

Walking through empty streets
Towards my spot in the sun
Not much sun today though
And not much spot either
Are you done cleaning in there
No, ten o'clock
Walking through muddy paths
Toward the summer spot
It's November
Everything is grey
But somehow the bird are still chirping
A trashcan has been turned over
The smell rips through the fresh autumn air
Here is always life
And at 0815
I can even hear music
Turns out the orange juice I bought on the way had gone stale
Might as well just drink it anyway and hand it in on the way back
On second thought
Might just hand it in on the way back

I have always remembered the quote from Lisa Myhre writing Nemi
Loosely
The more you write
The more you have, to write
I have realised that not all of it is the same quality
But if a monkey types for a million years
He will have written at least one speech by president Bush Jr.
So I guess eventually I will write something interesting at well
That is my philosophy right now

onsdag den 6. november 2013

Laugh in the face of danger

I've been thinking about what to write about today
And I feel maybe it's time for me to explain why I am where I am
Why I am at Zahles
Learning to be a teacher
I think I have always wanted to be a teacher
It is perhaps the only constant in my life
When I started School
I loved it
Out was so cool to come home smarter every day
Leave the house in the morning
Without a clue
And find yourself eight hours later
With the realisation that if you had been told what you would learn
You wouldn't have believed it
That was so exciting
But unfortunately it didn't last
By the end of fourth grade I was done with everything my school had to offer in terms of self study course for Danish
And the English language pretty much took care of itself through computer games
Maths has always come easy to me
All the natural subjects have always been understandable to me, but I never wanted to know how it was discovered, only that it was, and that someone was figuring out more
Music was fun, challenging, rewarding and no one ever hid the fact, that you will never be done learning music
Which, I think, led me to the conclusion that I wanted to teach music
I slacked the rest of public school
Only pursued music in out of house projects
And in public music teaching
Accordion and
Bass
After Stubbekøbing Skole I went to Nykøbing Kattedralskole
This is year eleven through thirteenth
A levels I guess
I was the last class of mathematical students in Denmark
Took A levels in Music, English, Danish and History
I took A levels Math for a month before dropping it to B level
Pass/fail I guess
But during this time I realised that the work I had done in school with music as a profession
MGK and A level Music
Was a lot of hard work
And very little groupies
Playing in a band was way cooler
I would still say that music gave me my best friend
Even more than one best friend
And I love the years I had at that school
But it was pretty clear that I was not going straight to university
Way to much reading
Or to Musik Konservatoriet
To much reading
So I went and did my military service
After six months of bending and welding iron
Military was fun
It was great to know how war is supposed to be
How you are supposed to fight on your home soil
To make sure everyone else will always agree with your point
You don't shoot until you are threatened
And if you shot you shot for the chest
Easier to hit
More room for error
And the worse shot you are
The greater chance the hostile will go down
And less chance it will die
And your orders are always to run and tell first
We laugh in the face of danger
Then we hide until it's gone
It makes sense for the army to tell everyone to be competent cowards
And just have a highly mobile strike team to take care of everything
The military was fun
And you really got the feeling of family with your unit
For a short time
But it was great to learn what a highly coordinated team of humans are capable of
After the military I went back to the real world
And did some entry level courses for various classes
Construction engineering
Chef
Motorbike mechanic
Movie/TV production
Graphic production
I was on welfare for a bit and then finally moved to Aalborg for Sociology at Aalborg Universitet
Moving away from everything I knew was healthy
It made me think things through
University was kind of fun
It was great to see that school was actually working
And it gave you the opportunity to work on your own projects
Pretty much at your own pace
Still a little much reading for my taste
And I didn't feel at home
So here we are
I am back in Copenhagen
At N. Zahles
And it is great fun
Everyone likes to talk all the time
Even the teachers
It makes sense
And like in real life
The tasks are small
And often
Like all the time often
But they pretty much let you solve them how you want
And let you work the amount you want
As long as you do it
On time ^^
In Aalborg it got clear
I just need to become a teacher
That I study English is simply the fact that I'll need to learn some proper English at some point
Might add well do it first
Then social science
For the reading
And Music for when I need to write the final project
That is the plan at least